Road Trip...

Road Trip:

Me: Green
BigRockKiller: Red
Car: Blue

"We need to take the next exit."
"OK. Which exit?"
"The next one."
"OK."
"This exit."
"That one?"
"Yes, that one." *sigh*
"Damn!"
"OK, take this one."
"This one?"
"YES!"
"OK."
*click,click click,click*
"Keep on eye out for the Futureshop sign. I know it's around here somewhere."
"OK."
"There it is."
"Where? "
"There!" *points* "Right there!"
"Where?"
"There, there!" *sigh* "Back there."
"Oh, there. That sign used to be bigger."
*click,click click,click*
"You can't make a U-turn here!"
"Yes, I can. Shut up."
"Ok, where was that sign?"
"It's right there, turn right here."
"Right here?"
"Yes!"
"Oh damn."
*click,click click,click*
"I'm just going to turn in here, I know it's gotta be right around here. We'll get our bearings in here."
*pulls in right in front of Futureshop*
"OH, well there it is right there. See, I told you I knew where it was!"

*back on the highway*

"Ok, keep an eye out for a motel."
*looks ahead, there's about 20 motels on both sides*
"Which one do you want?"
"I don't care. Big screen TV is good. Movie channel?"
"Ok, that one has both. Oh, well, that one does too."
"Where?"
"Well, it's back there..."
"There's more up ahead..."
"Ok, there's one with internet."
"Where?"
"There.. the left."
"Oh, damn."
*click,click click,click*
"You can't turn left here!"
"I'm not. I'm turning around."
"But you can't U-turn here!"
"I'm signalling!"
*click,click click,click*
*sigh*
"Now where was it?"
"Just up here. There...next right."
"Where?"
*sigh* "Back there..."
*click,click click,click*
"What was it called?"
"I don't know...Vippy, Twippy, something like that."
"Twippy?? Haha, what a Warren! Oh, there...V.I.P.!"
"Well, I was close... You should have turned there."
"Damn!!"
*click,click click,click*
*sigh*
"It was the NEXT turn. Maybe we can swing around the back?"
*click,click click,click*
*sigh*

Next day, heading home:

"Look at that idiot! You can't make a U-turn there! He didn't even signal!!! Warren!"
*sigh*

Arriving in Home Town:

"That's it. I'm never driving away from home again! I'm only going to drive where I know where the hell I'm going!!"
"We've got an hour to kill, let's go see the kids."
"Ok."
"Where are we going? Why are you going this way??"

"I don't know..."

*click,click click,click*

*sigh*